Hey folks, here's a twisted little tale for your enjoyment about the most classic femcans of all, those man-eating jungle babes...
GOING NATIVEa femcan story
by Todd Salt
“Twenty minutes to landing, Mr. Talbot” said the overhead intercom.
Ted Talbot glanced at his slumbering trophy girlfriend, the only other passenger on their private flight. Jennifer looked like an angel when she was asleep, and at fifteen years her senior Ted felt an almost paternal affection for his young blonde companion.
The announcement had stirred her awake. As her eyes blinked open, she brushed long waves of hair from her face and that angelic face turned mean, fast.
“I
thought you told that fucking pilot not to wake me up until we got there.”
“Sorry, babe” he mumbled. “Do you want to go back to sleep?”
Jennifer shut her eyes and turned away from him.
Ted frowned. In between the lavish daylong shopping sprees that he funded for Jennifer, and the nights when she rewarded him with sexual favors, it was awkward instances like these that were hardest for deal with. With no Wi-Fi in the tiny seaplane, he couldn’t even pass the time by checking how his stocks were doing.
Jennifer was a “kept woman” and very well taken care of, but keeping her happy required a lot of expensive toys and distractions. Cost was no object to Ted and for Jennifer, neither were questions of legality or morality. When it came to forbidden vices, she’d try anything once - especially on her sugar daddy’s dime.
One morning Ted was rudely awakened by the impact of Jennifer’s lanky frame bouncing onto his bed as she shoved the glowing screen of her phone in his face.
“Ted, look at this article. Cannibals!
Real life cannibals, somewhere in, like, Buttfuck, Nowhere. Take me?”
Through his bleary eyes, Ted skimmed the clickbait that had caught his girlfriend’s interest.
“Looks like it’s on some tiny island in Southeast Asia.”
“Whatever. You’ll take me this weekend?”
“Sure, baby girl” he said automatically.
Whatever baby girl wants…Jennifer squealed and clapped her hands excitedly, like a child. Ted suddenly questioned just what he’d committed himself to.
“Why, uh…why do you want to go, exactly?”
She stopped and looked at him like a bratty daughter might look at her uncool father, for daring to question the latest teen fad.
“Do I really have to give an explanation?
Urgh. Ted, I swear. Haven’t you ever wondered what human flesh would taste like?”
“Can’t say that I have” he replied evenly. The mere thought of it made his stomach slightly upset, actually.
“Why would you want to see that?”
Jennifer’s attention was back on her phone, texting away as she grunted her answer.
“I don’t just wanna see it, I wanna try it. And I wanna tell all my friends I did, too. I’m sending out a group text right now…they’re gonna be super jealous.”
Ted looked out the window and his recollections of the prior day dissipated away. That mysterious jungle island Jennifer had first seen on her tiny phone screen was now emerging into full view, as they descended through the clouds to their final destination.
———
The pilot was instructed to stay with the seaplane, as Ted and Jennifer made their way onto the beach. The waters were crystal blue and the sand was white as bone. The island was covered in lush green plant life and the air felt warm and balmy.
Just your standard tropical paradise, thought Ted, as he watched Jennifer prance ahead in her black two-piece bikini. For a moment he was almost able to let himself forget why they’d come to this remote speck of an island.
He was reminded very quickly. From out of the palm trees emerged a group of about a dozen natives who were not at all the monstrous looking savages that Ted was expecting from a cannibal tribe. They were attractive young women, and tall as amazons. Ted was no shrimp himself, but these women were all a head taller than him - like runway models, but a lot shapelier. Their silky black hair, almond-shaped eyes, plump lips and bronze skin reminded Ted of the escorts that he and some business associates had once hired during a trip to Thailand. But however unkempt or uncivilized these ladies might have been, they were far more naturally beautiful than any tarted-up call girls.
Like Jennifer, they were all wearing bikini tops themselves, but theirs were made from some kind of leathery material that Ted realized, with a chill, was probably human skin. Below their exposed midriffs they were covered in grass skirts. Alluring as they were, he wasn’t about to make any sudden moves around these man-eaters, because they were also carrying pointed spears that could be poison-tipped for all he knew.
Before he could say anything to Jennifer, she was already running to the native women without a care in the world.
“Jennifer!!” he cried.
Some of them readied their spears, but they seemed to quickly decide that the white-skinned foreigner was not a threat. She approached the tribeswoman who stood front and center of the pack.
“I just love your bikini” she gushed, reaching out and feeling the fabric of the woman’s top.
“Thank you” she smiled.
“Hey! You speak English!”
“Yes” the woman confirmed. Ted ran up alongside Jennifer and listened as she spoke through an accent that was thankfully not too hard to understand.
“My people learned to speak English some years ago, not so good English, but we do speak. We are called the Kagtalik. We like to make friends.”
Ted noticed that the woman was only addressing Jennifer, while the other natives, spears in hand, had begun to form a circle around them. They seemed to be sizing him up, and considering why he and Jennifer were there, he didn’t like these cannibals getting so close, even if they were hotties. Ted decided to speak up.
“So!” he blurted, hoping to take charge of the situation as would in any boardroom meeting. “I understand you
Cawg-Tuh-Lick are cannibals? That’s what my girlfriend and I…her name’s Jennifer, I’m Ted…that’s what we came to see.”
Jennifer glared at Ted with embarrassment.
“Holy shit, Ted. Would you relax? We just fucking got here, have some manners.”
Turning back to the women’s leader, Jennifer cocked a thumb at her man.
“This is my man, Ted. You’ll have to forgive him for being such a dweeb. But yeah, like he said, we’re here ‘cause I saw something about how you eat people and I wanted to check it out.”
Their ambassador nodded. She and the other natives all seemed to understand Jennifer’s words and were lowering their weapons, becoming more relaxed around their new white visitors.
“Yes, I thought so” said the leader. “Many visitors to our island come to see us for this. Many men…”
Ted caught her eyes do a quick jog up and down his body. No longer on guard himself, Ted had a better appreciation of just how little these Kagtalik women were wearing, and felt himself stirred by them. Except for the spears and ragged clothes, he felt like he was standing amongst a bunch of models doing a “Beach Babes of the South Seas” photo shoot.
“My name is Mali” she smiled at Jennifer.
“What up, Mali.”
“Your man is…up” she snickered, pointing directly at the tent in his shorts that he’d pitched while ogling their hosts.
The other women all erupted into laughter.
“Jesus, Ted” said Jennifer in utter disgust upon seeing what Mali was pointing to.
“I can’t take you anywhere.”
“Come. We show you village.”
“Uh, are you gonna be eating anyone today?” Ted asked, not wanting to be around these people any longer than was necessary.
There was a pause as Mali slowly met his stare. A twinge of fear crept into him.
“Why you ask?” she asked teasingly. “Do you want to be eaten, mister Ted?”
———
The village was pretty much what Ted expected. Grass huts in a clearing, with some fire pits. It reminded him of an old silly TV show he used to watch as a kid, about some castaways on a desert island.
He scanned around the area, looking for…he wasn’t exactly sure. Someone chewing on a human arm, like a giant turkey leg? Ted was so anxious to find something that would satisfy Jennifer’s morbid curiosity, and get this expedition over with, that it took longer for him to notice there was something odd about the place…
“Hey” he said to Mali, “Where are all the men?” But it was Jennifer who answered his question.
“They’re all on the next island over.”
“Huh? There’s another island?”
Mali swept out a hand towards the huts and campfires of her little village.
“Yes, we are just women here. Men come from other island, our brother island. This is sister island” she explained. “When we need man for make family…or eat…we visit brother island.”
Ted was stunned, not liking the fact that he was the only male amongst all these cannibal women.
“Jenny, you knew about this? Why didn’t you tell me?”
Ignoring his question, she picked up a nearby piece of native pottery that had distracted her. “Hey, this is a pretty vase. You should buy me this.”
Reminded of his wallet and the reliable power it held, Ted tried once more to take control of the situation.
“Listen” he said to Mali. “What we came here for was to see what modern cannibalism is like…”
“And to try it” Jennifer insisted, looking up from the artifact. “Don’t forget.”
“Yeah, and Jennifer wants to…try something” he grimaced. “I’ve got money. I’d be happy to pay you people for your time, so if there’s someplace we could all just sit down, maybe you could bring her…something to, uh, taste?”
“We have no need for money” said Mali. “Everything we Kagtalik need is here, on our two islands. You are family with us. Stay tonight. We feed you.”
Jennifer looked at Ted expectantly. “That sounds great! Right?”
Ted grasped for a reason not to. If they only ate men from the “brother” island, maybe he would be safe. And what about…
“But our pilot…?”
“We bring him here” said Mali.
“Come on, Ted” whined Jennifer. “Don’t be a wuss! This will be fun.”
“Um…I…well…”
(continued in next post)